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Welcome to the Willowbrook Community Watch group.
This page is for local residents to share updates, concerns, and information about ongoing issues in and around our town.

Recently, there’s been an increase in anti-social behaviour involving groups of youths riding bikes and scooters late at night. Please use this space responsibly to report sightings, share any relevant information, and keep each other informed.

Let’s remember to stay respectful, avoid unnecessary arguments, and work together to make Willowbrook a safer, friendlier place for everyone.

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Let’s remember to stay respectful, avoid unnecessary arguments, and work together to make Willowbrook a safer, friendlier place for everyone.

No personal attacks, no politics, and absolutely no trolling.
Keep posts factual, community-focused, and neighbourly.

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— Admin Team

Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Hey guys, 👋🏼 those bastard kids on those bastard bikes are back tearing up the high street again. Woke my son up and now I can’t get him back to sleep 😭 This shit needs to stop. Seriously 🤬
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Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
I he8rd them on Ble8ker street 10 mins 8go. 8 of them this time. B8stards h8ve multiplied since this shit st8rted l8st week.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
On Kirkwood road now. Pricks are wearing balaclavas, but I guarantee I know what colour their faces are #proudtobebritish
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
I feel as much as others regarding this anti-social behaviour requiring attention, but racial slurs are a tad unnecessary @Avg_whtguy. Maybe let’s hold some decorum and work as a community. Perhaps get some photographs of the blighters up in town. Show them that we are watching.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Phot-o-graphs? Decorum? #whatcenturyarewein If you really think @helmsleycarr that a bunch of blurred pics of covered faces will help, then go ahead, it’s not like we’re not short of lamp posts around here to tape them to since that moron Tom Chenny won his stupid bid to pointlessly illuminate the entire fucking city. Bloody joke. Nothing like what it used to be around here anymore. Place is going to shit #traditionisdead #ifeelrobbed #timetoflytheflag
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I for one think @tomchenny did a great job making Willowbrook feel safer at night attacks on women are no joke @Avg_whtguy but with a handle like that my bet is on you being someone who will never understand how it is to feel vulnerable out there you’re whats wrong with society today not these bored kids just looking to kill some time men like you only perpetuate the modern worlds problems with your ignorant opinions that belong buried in the 90s.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@zoebirkendale I feel attacks on punctuation to be a much scarier prospect for our future. Safer at night? Are you #fuckingkiddingme These shits have been robbing houses every night this week, including my next-door neighbours in the early hours of this morning. fucker’s broke in and took all the presents from under the tree while he was sleeping right there on the sofa #snorebillysnore Safe, my arse #onlysafeifyouvegotastabvest I mean if they’re callous enough to still this poor man’s Christmas, what the fuck else are they willing to do? #dirtybastards
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
And tbh, @zoebirkendale, I find it absolutely mental that you would judge me so quickly on a name. Weren’t you the one on here a few weeks ago preaching about how wrong it is to be mistreated because of your gender? Now you’re back on here calling me out because of mine #hipocrit You think I don’t know what it’s like to be threatened? That just because I have a cock between my legs, I’m protected from the shit end of the stick out there? I think we know who the real problem here is, love. Don’t we? #thatsyouincaseyourtoostupid Opinions are like arseholes, sweetheart, and yours @zoebirkendale fucking reek.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Got an old clotheshorse going for free. It’s on the wall outside No:76 Nibbets Close if anyone wants it 😸
Tom Chenny
Tom Chenny
Thanks @zoebirkendale, glad you appreciate the extra lights. #proudtobeyourcouncillor
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@tomchenny, thanks? #isthatallyouvegot What about the scum that keep fucking up everyone’s Christmas #scrooged What are you proposing to do about them, or do you only deal with shit that don’t talk back? #proudmyarse #bettermoneyspentatbetfred
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
can somebody please block @avg_whtguy #toomuchtoxicity
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
I’m the admin @zoebirkendale #cryallyouwant #cantkeepagoodmandown
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Just spoke to my mum. She s8id the kids 8re on Holl8nd road now. KEYING C8RS!!! The little shits. @8vg_whtguy, 8lthough I don’t 8gree with8nything you s8y. Like EVER!! You might be right in c8lling out our gre8t L8bour le8der Mr @tomchenny. The people of this community 8re being h8rassed by these yobs in their b8l8cl8v8’s, te8ring up and down the ro8ds on mopeds. They sm8sh shit up, they d8m8ge people’s property, they ste8l Christm8s presents from under peoples trees, 8nd on Sund8y they even broke into @p8m&co’s, 8nd stole 8ll the f8ke presents there too. Nothing but c8rdbo8rd boxes wr8pped up. I me8n, why? Lights or no lights. I don’t feel s8fe in Willowbrook 8ny more. @tomchenny do your job. Listen to the people who m8tter, 8nd sort these yobs out once 8nd for 8ll, would you.
Tom Chenny
Tom Chenny
@faziacamm 👍 #iamlistening
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
🖕🏻
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Just in case you didn’t realise, that was for you @tomechenny, #youshirkinggit.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Has anyone looked up at the sky?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#whyyouhiding 🧐 #wewearnomaskshere
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
And the award for toxic masculinity goes to
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
LMFAO! And I didn’t think you were smart enough to spell such a big boy word, let alone understand what the fuck it means. Oh wait, #youdont
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Those six pints of Stella kicking in or what your not making much sense limpdick
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
See, I knew it. No idea. #letdownbytheeducationsystem Let me spell it out for you and that itty bitty nugget you call a brain. It’s not toxic masculinity to ask a person in a community thread why they are choosing to hide their name when you @zoebirkendale, if I’m not mistaken, were the one who enforced the rule on here about not hiding names. #justsaying #hypocritsclub
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Will you two just get on with it and fuck already 🌭 I think we’ll all be grateful to not be getting endless notifications of your foreplay. #getunderittogetoverit
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
🤮
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Has no one looked up at the sky?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Notifications can be turned off, idiot. #showingyourage #youcouldnotpayme
DJSpins408
DJSpins408
Professional party DJ for hire. Good rates. Extensive catalogue. Local but will travel. DM me for all your Christmas party needs. Peace out Willowbrook.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Guy’s, I believe that this anonymous member may have something. Everybody really must step outside and take a look skywards.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
I’m outside 🌲 Where am I looking @helmsleycarr 👀
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Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Due west.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Due west? 🥱 @helmsleycarr speak like a real human, would ya, pal #whocalledshakespeartotheparty #oldaf Where the fuck are we looking?
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Towards town, heathen. You can’t miss it. It’s a burning silver scar in the night sky.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
🤣 Jesus save me.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I see it its a really bright light
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
A light where the sodding moon and stars live. Shit. Quick, call Mulder and fucking Scully #thetruthisouthere
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
#bellend #nowwhosshowingtheirage
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Could be pollution from the town Christmas lights??? 🎄🎄
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
More like a satellite. It’s moving.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Quick, make a wish #savillewillfixit
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Thats shooting stars dipshit 🤦‍♂️ and you cant say shit like that anymore
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
I think @mitzicarr might be right. It’s not just moving, though, it’s gotten bigger since I’ve been looking at it.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
💩 @darrenfreedom you’re right. It’s getting brighter too.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Is it me or does it kinda resemble 🎅🏻
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Guy’s?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Guy’s?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#tumbleweed #conversationkiller
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
No, @mitzicromwell no one but you thinks that a very normal, very explainable simple little light in the sky looks like Santa-fucking-clause #cuckoo
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Explain it then?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
#tumbleweed #catgotyourtongue
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Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Kid’s just r8mmed 8 bike into 8 white v8n on M8nchester road. C8rn8ge 8pp8rently. Police 8re on their w8y.🤞🏽they might 8ctually 8rrest the little buggers this time 🥳
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Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
It’ll be a real-life Xmas miracle if they do #uselessswine
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
You mean like the Xmas miracle we can all see happening above us right now?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
🤦‍️ Lights aren’t miracles #numpty
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Lights that can be explained, sure. Still waiting to hear your theory on this, @avg_whtguy 🤔
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Yeah nice swerve on that one @Avg_whtguy
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
It’s huge now twice as big as it was a minute ago my husbands been watching it on the news they got some weather researcher on from Norway who reckon its something called coronal mass ejections something to do with particles released by the sun or something
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Like the northern lights? 🌈
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I guess so
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
That’s a rainbow btw
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Mystery solved then. Told you. Explainable. Bloody Santa Clause. #muppets #keepyourknickersonpeople
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Coronal Mass ejections cause coloured inflections within the light. Greens and purples mainly. This illumination is neither of those shades. And it’s growing exponentially. Phenomena like the Northern Lights ripple, they appear to move over time, they do not grow like this light is doing, and they certainly do not move at such high velocity. It has gone from due west to due east in a matter of minutes, and the light trail left behind it is not yet looking to fade.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Looks a bit like a tear. @zoebirkendale there’s no northern lights emoji.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
The night is as thin as fabric torn open by god’s blade of wrath.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
You can’t hear me @helmsleycarr but I’m clicking my fingers for you, pal #poetrywanker #utterbollocks I will give it to @darrenfreedom though, it does look like a tear.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Yeah looks like somethings coming out of it like a mist or rain or maybe snow?
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
No 8rrests, people. C8n you believe th8t. They cr8sh into a st8tion8ry v8n 8nd still nothing is being done to punish them. My brother s8ys it’s 8bout time people st8rted t8king the l8w into their own h8nds. he’s st8rting up a neighbourhood w8tch scheme in his 8rea. H8nds up who’s in.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Maybe tomorrow @faziacarr. Got more important things to worry about tonight.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
More import8nt th8n helping our community?
Tom Chenny
Tom Chenny
👍
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Like an even more pretentious version of what this is is really gonna help anything #deluded We don’t need a sodding boffins club, we pay the police to do a job, so they should bloody well do it. No way we should have to pick up the slack. BTW where’s @anonomousmember. He’s gone very quiet.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Its rather telling that you opt to call someone using the genderless term of anonymous member a man #narrowmindedorwhat
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Member = 🍆
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
dick
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Exactly #roundofapplause #givedumbo10goldstars
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Dumbo defines archaic agendas.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Meaning?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
You wouldn’t understand.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
🤣
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
🤣 🤣
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
😂
Tom Chenny
Tom Chenny
👍
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
I’m neither.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Huh? 🤔
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I think theyre saying that they don’t identify as either man or woman is that right @anonymousmemeber?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Great, we’re talking to what then, a cat, a goat, a bloody table leg #whatsbetweenyourlegs #barmyworld #nutterseverywhere
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Just because a person doesn’t fit your archaic and very basic views, doesn’t mean they naturally get bracketed as non-human or even worse, an inanimate fucking object. @Avg_whtguy you’re so ignorant it hurts.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
👏🏽
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
#yougogirl #downwiththebigot
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
What do you identify as @anonymousmember 🌈
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I dont think thats for us to discuss @darrenfreedom. #genderistheleastimportantthingaboutaperson
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Although, I agree with you @zoebirkendale, for the purpose of keeping this thread on subject, I do feel it prudent to clear the air of this gender war as of this minute so that we can get back on track.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Kids on bikes or lights in sky?
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
??
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Which subject? 8re we t8lking 8bout the re8son this thre8d w8s st8rted in the first pl8ce? If so, then I would re8lly like to know where those kids 8re right now. I’m home 8lone tonight 8nd I’m sc8red. They need to be stopped before things get out of h8nd.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Get @tomchenny to put up some more streetlights. Apparently, that worked fucking wonders before because #rapeonlyhappenswhenitsdark
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
@faziacamm I am sorry that you are feeling threatened. Does anybody have eyes on the young lads out there?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Nope.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Ive not heard them in a while probably wrapped up in bed waiting for Santa to drop a new Gat down the chimney for them
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
A Gats a gun right
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Correct, as of 1998 📼 Think they call them something different now 🔫
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
I’m standing outside, and I haven’t seen or heard them in ages. Strange sound coming from the sky now, though.
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Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
My ears prick to it, too.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Whats it sound like
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Like bells 🔔 Lots of very small bells. And the air feels electric ⚡️ Like standing under a pylon.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Yeah, it’s just like that. My fillings hurt.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Spmwblody id in mt house, gays.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
#toopissedtotype Panic not everybody the white straight flag of bigotry is being lowered at last
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
He still manages to infuse his drunken gibberish with homophobia, though #narrowmindedtothecore
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
bEING Seroous.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
@Avg_whtguy everything 👌🏼
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Not enough attention #lookatme #needyaf
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Seriously. You 👌🏼 @avg_whtguy?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
duckeRS trong zs dhit
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Anyone know what his dumb arse is waffling on about
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Hey everyone. Sorry to ambush this thread, but some little shit has just smashed up the clothes horse I left outside No. 76 Nibbets Close. I heard them doing it, but they were gone by the time I got outside. Saw them running off north along Nibbets. I’ve been looking at my neighbours Ring Doorbell fucktage, but all I can see are a bunch of kids dressed in black. The balaclava’s they’re wearing have little bells dangling from the tops, like elf hats. Ninja elf’s?
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Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
were they on bikes?
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
No @mitzicromwell. On fuckt. Fast little oikes too. At first, I thought the fucktage was playing on fast forward.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Holy shit, guys. There are things coming out of the tear. They look like small machines. Drones or something. There’re hundreds of them, covered in bright flashing red lights. They’re spreading out.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
If anybody is perusing the ether from outside, please may I suggest you take a photograph and post it on here for all to see.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Not working 📵 every time I point my phone up at it the screen goes dark.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Those things are flying down people’s chimneys.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Holy fuck, the people inside are screaming.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Thanks you fuckers. I’m ok btw. I only caught someone sneaking around upstairs in my house. #youknowwhoyourfriendsare Whacked the fucker round the head, though.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Gosh. Is it one of the yobs?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Great #manslaughter #hesgoingdownforsure
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Wh8t’s your 8ddress #8vg_whtguy? Someone should go help him out. Don’t you think?
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Something big is coming out of the tear. 💩 Everyone needs to see this. It’s huge.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
What, pray tell, is happening to the people who are screaming? I am looking through my window, but I cannot spy much at all.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@faziacamm: He’s wearing a balaclava, so maybe. He’s pretty small though. And no, I’m not giving out my address #howdumbdoyouthinkiam #notdumbenough I’m dealing with this on my own. When he wakes up, I plan on making him squeal on all his little reprobate mates so that I can clean up the streets our fearless @tomchenny refuses to.
Tom Chenny
Tom Chenny
👍
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
👍 jesus, this man is fucking useless. @tomchenny we’d all be better off if you went and shoved that thumb up your arse, pal #sniffitlater
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
I re8lly think you should just c8ll the police @8vg_whtguy. Wh8t’s he look like btw?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
A man calling on another man to help him #wonteverhappen #toxicpride
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@faziacamm wait six hours for them to respond. No chance. I don’t know. I’m taking off the balaclava now.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@zoebirkendale you think that the police can only be men? #whosnarrowmindednow
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
🤬 not what I meant arsehole
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
I think I see you @dareenfreedom do you live on East Down Cross? House with the red door?
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Yeah, that’s me. Is that you waving at me? 👋🏼
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
No.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
I’m the other side of the road to you. But I see them too. Whoever it is is bloody huge.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@faziacamm this bastard in my house is not one of your yobs. I don’t know what it is but it fucking stinks. Definitely not human #oneuglymotherfucker.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Not human?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Don’t play up to him @helmsleycarr #hespullingyourleg I believed all this at first but now my husband says that whatever it was that was in the sky isnt even being reported on the news anymore nothings going on out there @helmsleycarr #itsallaprank #suckersforfallingforit
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
He’s walking towards me.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Well @zoebirkendale I’m looking right at the bastard thing, and I can tell you it’s fucking real. I don’t know what it is but it sure isn’t a figment of my imagination #openyoureyes
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
#notlisteningtoyouanymore What can you see @mitzicromwell Is it aliens like dipshit is making out it is
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@darrenfreedom. I think you should get inside before he gets too close.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
I never said alien. If I’m honest, it looks more like an elf.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Get inside now @darrenfreedom. Run.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
A zombie elf from hell. His skin’s charred and cracked. A bit like tree bark. And fuck me, this smell is unreal. #imighthavekilledit 😬
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Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
There’s somebody st8nding 8t my door.
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Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
fuck!!! Inside now. @mitzicromwell did you see the light coming off that thing?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@darrenfreedom yeah, that was some crazy shit. I thought he had you for a second there #closecall
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Elf 🤣 I think @avg_whtguy is trying to inject some xmas spirit #notsohumbug #nicetry
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@darrenfreedom was it a rose coloured light?
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Yes, exactly that. Pink and bright as hell. Got spots in my eyes like I stared into a camera flash 📸
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Was the thing it came out of like a human but all twisted and small, like a retarded midget with spina bifida?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Omg its little person and you cant say retarded you complete fucktard.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
🤣 🤣 #kettlecallspot
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
and you said elf before #consistencyiskey i told you lot he was pulling our legs.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@zoebirkendale an elf is a midget #samesame
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
it’s little person you dick
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
@avg_whtguy No. This thing was much bigger. It smelt fucking gross 🤢 It was wearing a long dark red coat, and when it pulled it open, that light came out from inside. It felt hot but cold on my skin 🫤 Something in it made me feel really bloody good, though 😍 Like top of the world level good 😍😍 It’s still out there. Just standing in front of my door. I think I might go take another look 👀
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@darrenfreedom don’t go anywhere near that fucking thing, pal.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Is this all a joke?
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
There’s somebody st8nding 8t my front door. Ple8se. Guys this is 8ll re8lly st8rting to creep me out. He’s just st8nding there. I don’t c8re if @8vg_whtguy rips it out of me for doing this but my 8ddress is No.2 Nettle view ro8d. Ple8se come help me. I’m sc8red.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@faziacamm just stay calm. Call the police, keep away from the door, and hide until the police get there.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@Darrenfreedom shut that fucking door, mate. Seriously. That thing outside your house isn’t right, and now there are more things coming out of the tear. There’s millions of them. Everyone needs to hide.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Not funny, guys. I’m turning all notifications off. Have a great Christmas @everyone.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Knock Knock.
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Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Wait. How’d you do that?
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Seriously, one of you types knock knock and then someone starts knocking on my door at the exact same time? Which one of you is it outside my house?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Not just yours, pal. Got me a knock, too.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Somebody just rapped upon my door, also, at the exact moment @anonymousmeber wrote their message.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
The m8n outside my house is knocking on my door.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Someone at my door too #iwouldshitifibelievedyoulot
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Btw whoever came up with this as an idea bra-fucking-vo if thats you at my door im letting you in for a drink Ew 🤮 unless it’s you @avg_whtguy 🤮🤮
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Don’t open that door.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
She’s communicating to you @zoebirkendale
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@zoebirkendale? You there?
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Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@zoebirkendale?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Oops! I think #littlemissshitforbrains just opened the door.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
I’m opening mine as well. I want another look at that light 👀
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
You must not falter. I beg of you.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@darrenfreedom you open that door, pal, you’re a dead man. If that thing outside your house is one of what I’ve got here, but bigger like you say it is, then I don’t think you’ve got this at all, mate. My little demon child here is barely four fuckt tall and the fucker’s stronger than that dick swinging Algerian #bitchboxer. Bastard nearly got the better of me.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
please don’t do that @darrenfreedom. I’m coming over to yours now. Be at your back door in one minute.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Okay, consider me intrigued. What is a demon child exactly @avg_whtguy and is it supposed to be one of them that’s knocking at my door?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
I don’t have a clue what’s knocking on your door, mate. I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it again; unless you want to die, keep your fucking doors closed, people. Whatever it is outside, by the sounds of things, they don’t want to be out there anymore.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
What does the humanoid you are in possession of look like exactly @avg_whtguy.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Like a said, it looks like a retarded midget. Retarded midget from hell to be more precise #hencedemonchild @blakecuncombe
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Please, I feel that we must have more details.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#hardtoplease Jesus. Okay. It’s roughly four fuckt tall, maybe a bit taller if its body wasn’t so crooked and hunched up. It’s got two toes on each fuckt and two long fingers on each hand. A bit like lobster claws. Its skin is black and cracked. Looks burnt. Eyes are slits. Red. No nose, just two holes, and its ears are pointed. Enough detail for you, pal.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Sounds gross.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Ten gold stars to you @blakeduncombe. Gross it sure as shit is.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Wh8t do I do 8bout the m8n knocking on my door, guys?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Guys? Seriously? And I get shit. Where’s @zoebirkendale when there’s a real gender issue? @faziacamm please, if you don’t mind calling the evil elf by the title it identifies as; Demon child or retarded midget from hell. Pretty please.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Wh8tever the hell it is, wh8t do I do to get it aw8y from my door? It keeps putting its fingers through my letterbox. They’re re8lly long 8nd wet.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
There’s something scratching about on my roof.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Some rather strange machine has just exited my fireplace. I gave the dastardly thing a right good strike with a golf club, shattering it into pieces. There is some sort of organic matter inside. Pink and exceptionally moist. Its appearance resembles a piece of half chewed gum. It is breathing, or quite rather, making suckling noises at the air.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Kill that fucking thing, pal. Kill it and kill it again #doubletap
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
It would be easier if you just let them in.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
No chance, mate. @everyone do not, I repeat, do not open your doors to these monsters. And block up your fireplaces. Block up any other way into your house and stay quiet. These things are changing people.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
8re you with @d8rerenfreedom @mitzticromwell?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@faziacamm I was until they got to him. He looked into the light, and whatever was shining it sucked the innards out of him. Left his skin standing up. They’re all along my street.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Demon children?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Yes. The things at your doors. It looks like they’re only going to some houses. From what I’ve seen, the small machines falling from the tear in the sky are sort of scouts. They go into the houses first, they scan the people inside, and then they mark them for the big guys who then turn up and change them with their light.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
8re you s8ying th8t if we h8ve someone 8t our door then we’ve been m8rked? We’re going to be turned into 8 demon-thing?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#givethewomanamedal They can be killed, though. Not sure about the big buggers, but the little ones can. I hit this one over the head with a skillet and he’s deader than that bender from Wrong Direction. Brains must be in the right place at least #hitthemandhitthemhard.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
And it appears their scout brethren are equally fragile. Not sure how one would cope in a swarm of the blighters, but isolated, they can be destroyed easily enough. The beings piloting the craft are mere foetuses kept alive by an umbilicus attached to the machine. Destroy the machine and you kill the creature inside. That is my betting at least.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Nothing you can do will help you. Things would be easier if you just let us in. It is the time for judgment, and all must be judged.
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Who is this? There are no hiding names on this thread, remember.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Not one of us, pal. @anonymousmemeber go fuck yourself #illegalalien #gobacktowhereyoucamefrom
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
@blakeduncombe do you still have beings scrabbling across your roof?
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
Yes @helmsleycarr but there are loads more of them now. I can hear them, like a swarm of wasps, humming in my chimney. I blocked it up years ago so they can’t get in that way. I don’t think.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
They can get in, and they will, because you @blakeduncombe have been selected. Our drones know the names of those worthy of service. The list is never wrong. A helper will be with you soon. All you have to do is open your heart to them and they will help you turn your life around, and in doing so help us replenish our ranks. For his work is more important than you know. His must be done.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Wh8t do you w8nt from us?
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
To help @faziacamm to give you hope again, because those of you selected have lost your way. For you, though, @faziacamm, the jury is still out. You are somewhat of an anomaly that we haven’t yet decided upon.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
8nomaly? Wh8t does th8t me8n?
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
And pray tell; what did you blighters do with @darrenfreedom?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
They killed him. I told you. I watched them do it. And @faziacamm don’t listen to the bullshit that things spouts. He’s trying to lure you in #bestrong
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
Can we block him?
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
I just tried. Doesn’t look like it.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
No, I cannot be silenced, but I ensure you that your @darrenfreedom is okay, as is every other recruit on our books tonight. We do not kill because if we were to, then we would never have enough to carry out his work. They have all been given the same chance of redemption I am begging you to take. They will be good again. This is all we want to offer each of you; a chance to shed the negativity that is blocking the receptors of your belief by working for a greater cause and rediscovering what it means to truly give back to your community. Just open your doors to us. You will feel no pain, I promise you that. And once your service has been fulfilled, you will remember none of your time served. You will simply wake up as though nothing ever happened.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
fuck you, @anonymousmember. I saw what you did to @darrenfreedom. He is NOT ok. You sucked the life out of his skin and turned him into a husk.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
It’s what we call the preservation. You preserve cucumbers in the same way, I believe. Only you do it by drowning them in vinegar. I can assure you that our methods are much less cruel and severe.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
so you want to pickle us #forthelarder #getbent
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Not at all. It’s a sort of bodily standby state while your spirit works its allotted shift. Preservation allows your soul the time to bloom while you work, ushering away the negative effects of all those years of terrible thoughts that have mouldered the meat that holds it.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
And why do this exactly?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#probesattheready
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
I for one feel that you @anonymousmember have been skirting around the facts. Slipping us mere titbits from your agenda without proper explanation. So, explain your purpose to us, fully.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
It’s a takeover @helmsleycarr #thebodysnatchersarehere But I’ve got news for you, @anonymousmember I’ve killed one of your lot and I know how fucking fragile you all are. I’m out for blood now. You come into my country uninvited and you get what you deserve #foreignscum #imthefuckingbordercontrol
Blake Duncombe
Blake Duncombe
I’m cornered, guys. Those machines made it into my house. I’m hiding in the bathtub, but the door won’t hold for much longer. I really thought this was all just a joke, but now my wife is screaming. She sounds like she’s in so much pain. I need to save her. It’s over for me. Good luck @everyone.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Just hold on @blakeduncombe wait it out a little longer.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
She is correct @blakeduncombe. Hold still until we have a better grasp on the situation. We will require numbers if we are to win this battle, and we are learning more in regards to our enemy with every minute that passes.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
The m8n’s gone from my door. He just turned 8nd w8lked 8w8y. Those things h8ve stopped trying to get into my house 8s well. I think it’s 8ll stopping. C8n they be giving up?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
It’s a trick. Don’t believe it. Stay inside. Keep that door shut.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
No trick. @faziacamm has been judged and seen as good. As I said, she was an anomaly. Although she has carried out some questionable decisions this past twelve months, our systems flagged her up as falling within the 62% pass rate required, therefore will be spared her reformation for this year.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
You keep talking about judgment. Judged by whom?
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Your imaginations may have weakened in your age, but deep down, within the innocence you have allowed to be buried, you all know the answer to that, because everybody understands who runs things at this time of year.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#hohoho #areyoufuckingkiddingme
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
He is especially excited to meet you @avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Tell that bearded nonce that I’ll be waiting for him #fistsforgifts
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Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Leave a chat for twenty minutes and suddenly everyone’s gone mad 🤪 did we find out where those poor kids got to I feel sorry for them it must be so hard this time of year not having anything better to do than ride your busted bikes up and down a boring old road ive got a box of celebrations id really like to give them
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Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@zoebirkendale you’re ok? We thought you’d been taken.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#hopedmorelike
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
@mitzicromwell what do you mean taken I just had to put my head down for a few 😴 feel much better now though much more myself I was being a right grumpy guts before 🤬 #newme #freshhorizons
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
I told you all how good it feels. Your @zoebirkendale can attest to that. There are only positives that can come from us working together. It is, after all, a tried and tested method that has worked for hundreds of years. Tell us @zoebirkendale did this change of feeling come with any painful side effects at all?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I don’t know what youre talking about but I don’t feel any pain
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
but you feel better after this nap of yours, yes? You feel good about your life and the people in it?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Yes everything feels wonderful
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
And how did you feel before?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
I think I might have been depressed or something because all I could think about was really negative stuff
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
you were a massive #gendernazi #wokeenforcer
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
A little bit yes tbh im a little ashamed that I offended you @avg_whtguy I really shouldnt have called you out on your opinions and your way of life like I did everyone should be free to think for themselves and that I didnt agree was my responsibility to except and not try to turn you to my way of thinking I know now that by doing that only draws deeper divides between us
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Bloody hell. #christmasmiracle These aliens have managed the biggest feat in the existence of all intelligence; they made @zoebirkendale actually smart #theresabraininthereafterall
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
You are such an…I’m not even going to waste words on it. @zoebirkendale are you alone?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
No my husband is in the other room with a big man theyre looking at some lights #prettyinpink 🫶
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
I still don’t underst8nd 8ny of this. Ple8se would someone expl8in wh8t the hell is going on?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Aliens are taking us over. @faziacamm they’re pretending to be Santa’s little helpers, and they want to use our bodies for some nefarious intergalactic shit. But I ain’t letting that happen. These fuckers are gonna have to come at me swinging if they want to fuck with my mind #canyouseemymiddlefingers #ETbitches
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
We do not want to fight you. We want to help better you.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Right. By brainwashing us. By turning us into drooling obedient puppets for you to manipulate and use however you want. Pal, slavery on this planet was abolished years ago, so don’t be thinking you can change people’s minds on that subject. Trust me, I’ve tried, but there’s never a finger too far away from the cancel button these days #giveup #towoketopoke
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
We don’t want you to be obedient. We want you to be happy, because happy people make a happy world. To allow the magic, which you have become blind too, flourish once again, you have to be reset. We have to undo all the bad that living in a soured society has done to you. Come work for the company, and in helping us bring joy to the land you will be shown the path to happiness. It will reveal to you all that you have forgotten.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Work? I’ve got enough of that in my life, thank you. I barely have enough time to #tugoneout as it is #allworkandnoplay
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Although I do not agree with @avgwhtguy’s tone, I have to agree with his underlining message.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Threat not. Time in our world works differently to yours, and once in a preserved state, a lifetime of employment will barely feel like ten seconds to you. @zoebirkendale simply went to sleep and woke up a better person just like thousands of your neighbours are doing right this second, who will awake feeling the same, after having served their stint, giving millions of children across centuries of time hope and love. The job as an elf is one we all take on at one point in our lives. It is an inevitability that none can escape. But the lessons learnt in elfhood are as easily forgotten as the magic it infuses us with when left to live the later years in these hard, merciless times. Its power just isn’t as strong as it once was. People question too much now, and they believe in very little, hence why we need more and more recruits every year.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
Are we actually talking to Stephen Hawkings? Across centuries of time. What does that even mean?
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
As I stated previously @mitzicromwell time in our world works differently. A second here equates to an average of ninety two years in your world.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Wait a fucking second. Is anyone actually buying this bullshit?
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
I, for one, am not buying it @avg_whtguy but I am willing to entertain it. I do not believe that anyone here in this chat can deny that something extremely odd is most certainly afuckt. And that whatever it may be, it is far from normal. Therefore, from what I have witnessed, here tonight, I believe that leaves the floor open to nearly any possibility, and it would be prudent of us to disavowal even the most absurd.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
@helmsleycarr, what is happening tonight is very normal. These recruitment sweeps have happened every year for hundreds of years, but they’ve been getting harder for us to keep quiet. The fewer good there are, the less power we have to run our cloaking technology. If you would all just open your doors and let us in, everything will be over in minutes. You can serve your time under the Elfhood, go back to the happy minds of innocence, and get your names back on the good list. With all the names of tonight’s recruitment ticked off, we can concentrate on rebuilding things in our world to make yours a more magical place again.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#notachancepal I’ve killed one of you and I’ll kill more before I turn my arsehole up for probing.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
@avg_whtguy, although this pains me to say, I agree with you. Bring it on. Kill them all.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
guys I cant stop you from taking what you feel is the correct course of action but if its any use knowing my husband is awake and hes doing really well I really think you guys should consider this as an option you know #thinkitover #dontberash I feel really good and besides Santas on his way and we should all really be in bed before he gets here #excited #presents
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
fuck me, she’s been lobotomised. There are elf aliens trying to take us all over and she’s cooing like a proper spaz. Stand your ground, people. Fight for what belongs to us.
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
I second that.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
I don’t. They’ve left me 8lone. No w8y 8m I stirring the pot now. Besides @zoebirkend8le is 8live 8nd well. M8ybe this isn’t so bl8ck 8nd white.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Thats why they left you alone @faziacamm because your heart is still good the others will get their turn they will see once they stand in the light
Tom Chenny
Tom Chenny
👍 We worked very hard to put up those lights. Your support is much appreciated.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Seriously wtf.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
@avg_whtguy you shouldnt use words like that they are hurtful and cruel and only cause negative energy and don’t you know how important it is to keep our community safe
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
What, like aliens trying to brainwash everyone is safe?
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
#getwiththeprograme
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
You’re either completely fucking mental or just plain retarded @zoebirkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
🤬 you shouldn’t say things like I have asked you nicely not to but you are a nasty man @avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
nasty man? You are spazzing out @zoebirkendale because I know you’ve got better than that in you. What happened to that navvy mouth of yours? I think I prefer that one. Come on, give us a fuck you for old times’ sake. Go on say cunt for me #justthisonce
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
@avg_whtguy you are making me angry please stop 🙏
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Only if you say cunt for me. Pretty please #justthisonce
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
😡
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Please @avg_whtguy you are undoing all the good @zoebirkendale has worked for. You are unravelling her and threatening everything.
Fazia Camm
Fazia Camm
M8ybe you should stop @8vg_whtguy
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
🙏 😍
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@anonymousmember 🖕🏻
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
@faziacamm fuck that noise, I’m helping #pokethebitch
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
😡😡😡
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
Please don’t do this.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
@avg_whtguy I do believe your theory may be one to pursue.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#thankthelord #someonesees and @zoebirkendale come on, you can do better than that. You’re emojis are even holding back, come on #saywhatyoumean #cuntbagmotherfuckingnutsniffingspoonface #prettyplease #withacherryontop #preferablyyourcherry
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
🤬
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Almost there.
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
#omg #wtaf you ignorant piece of shit I cant actually believe you would use words like that dont you have any understanding of whats right and wrong?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Understanding = yes. Shits given = none. This is better but I know you’ve got more in you. Keep going #bitchrant
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
fuck you dick for brains I hope you choke on the words that you are suffocating this world with you piece of useless pathetic, shit 💩💩
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
She’s baaaack.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
I do believe you are correct @mitzicromwell and that I might understand it all now. @zoebirkendale those yobs on their scooters; you wished to hand them treats before because you felt sorry for them, but how do you feel about them now?
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#sweetsfromstrangers #problematicnomatterhowyoulookatit
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
@avg_whtguy🖕🏻🖕🏻
Zoe Birkendale
Zoe Birkendale
Ill tell you how I feel @helmsleycarr I feel fucked off that we have to be putting up with this shit in our quiet little town if I catch them Ill ring their fucking necks
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
Just what I thought. Good. @mitzicromwell was correct to imply that you are back to being yourself again. Well done @av_whtguy.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
If you keep fuelling this negativity, there will be no saving any of you. The spirit of good will fall and the world will be plunged into hate forever more. I know you think you are protecting yourselves, but let me tell you, this is the wrong path you are treading.
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
On the contrary, my dear alien fellow, I believe, for the first time all night, that our feet are firmly on the correct path. Elfhood, that is what you said, is it not? That the lessons learnt in Elfhood are easily forgotten. So, if I am not mistaken, when good is forgotten through the shedding of innocence, you are there to re-teach us its ways through servitude. Something you also said that was getting harder to do by the year. That people are pushing back. In other words, bad outweighs good because, in today’s society which hungers for drama, bad is the driving force. We yearn for the bad guy to hate. For those blasted children on those blasted scooters of theirs to have their comeuppance, which is something we now know, thanks to @avg_whtguy after having captured and killed one, can’t ever happen because those young lads that drove us to infuriation were never troublesome children to start with. It was you @anonymousmember who put them here to rile us up in the first place. To give us more negativity to obsess over so that you can justify having more names on your so-called naughty list. Now, to me, that sounds like you instigating the riot. You forcing our hands. You playing the role of devil on our shoulders. Now I put it to everyone in this chat to ask themselves this question; is that fair? I, personally, think not.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
a bit long winded, #thinkimreadingwarandpeace but bravo @helmsleycarr.
Anonymous Member
Anonymous Member
You are correct @helmsleycarr I am not proud, but I have been appointed to perform a task that only grows more arduous, and I am simply doing what I see fit. If there is no bad, then there can’t be any good, and if there is no good then the Elfhood simply ceases to exist along with everything it stands and works for, and life here, in your existence, therefore plunges into dark chaos. Sometimes, to protect the integrity of the virtues we hold dear, it takes a momentary imbalance during the period between the weights being applied to either side. We have to tip the scales to rebalance them. Our enforced bad fuels a production of good, and good feeling in the North Pole equals money, and since housing tax for all Helpers doubled last year, we had to come up with some way of bringing in higher revenue. So please, just do me a favour and open your doors. Let us take away all your bad feelings and replace it with nice, helpful fluffy ones. Let us work together and all come out of this on top. I get to keep my twelve-bedroom apartment on Marshmallow Lake and you, not only get to experience what Christmas felt like when you were a tiny believer again, but your world will be a better place where people can feel loved instead of hated for their differences. Win-win. We all get what we want.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
Not me, pal. I prefer thinking bad things and I’m already winning. #theresnosavingthissoul #lifesabitchanyway
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
I think what @avg_whtguy is trying to say is that it is a basic human right to have the freedom of choice. We give in to you and we accept that we have no real control over our minds and our lives anymore. That you are our masters and all we are here to do is serve you. No deal, mate. It sucks how we struggle to agree, and that we tear each other down for what we do not understand. I’ll admit that. It’s toxic, it’s damaging, but we are human, and it is in our nature to push the boundaries so that we can learn, for ourselves, the difference between what is right and what is wrong. It’s important for our growth to have that choice, because that’s what gives us a voice, and I would rather feel nothing good ever again if that means it being my choice to do so.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
#whatshesaid
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Hey guy’s, 👋🏼 did @tomchenny get those kids sorted out?
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Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
fuck @tomchenny #re-elect #hestherealbadguy
Helmsley Carr
Helmsley Carr
If you see them, @darrenfreedom may I suggest you destroy all of them.
Darren Freedom
Darren Freedom
Lol 😂 I think 🤔
Mitzi Cromwell
Mitzi Cromwell
No joke, mate. Give you back to you. We can all win this war on controlled morality. Catch them and do the most depraved things you can to the fuckers. Kill them all. Own your own mind. Embrace all things bad, and to hell with Christmas.
Avg_whtguy
Avg_whtguy
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